Lovecraft Biofuels

Anyone searching for HP Lovecraft online lately has probably noticed it. Hits for something called "Lovecraft Biofuels" come up, apparently an environmentally friendly company based in California. One of their primary products, as this commercial explains, is something called the Lovecraft Conversion Kit, which converts vegetable oil into usable fuel for motor vehicles. I just thought I would mention it, in case current or future horror writers happen upon this blog entry in a search for new ideas for mythos tales.

Lovecraft. Conversion. Kit. Take those three words, those three separate ideas, and make of them what you will. Forget essential saltes, it's natural oils that involves Lovecraft in the twenty first century. Lovecraft Biofuels, a subsidiary of Yuggoth Industries. Use vegetable oils from Innsmouth kelp for the best results. Beware, however, as oils processed from stock grown in blasted heaths may void warranty of the Lovecraft Conversion Kit. Rinse. Repeat. Remix. And if that works, write.

-Grim Blogger