Weird News: Earthquakes Off Oregon Detected

Scientists have heard massive swarms of Earthquakes the past couple weeks in the Pacific, off the coast of Newport, Oregon. Old Cold War era equipment is yielding information about the remarkable phenomena which may well herald the return of the Old Ones. 2012 is not far off, but what better way for us to get Pearl Harbored than for the apocalyptic worry wart to ignore 2008, while focusing entirely on the latest post-millennial target? Ah, Great Cthulhu, well played...

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