Cthula Hoops: Mythos Good

Wednesday, July 1, 2009


The Lovecraftian food industry is one of the most explosive in today's dour economy. Cthula Hoops is part of an expanded product line sure to fill your local grocery store in the near future, alongside the gourmet iced cream and seafood delicacies rolled out earlier this year by the Innsmouth based company. Their factory in the small seaside town has done wonders for the local economy, nurturing a long stagnant economy back to a level of wealth not seen since the 19th century.

Cthula Hoops and other Cthulhuvian foodstuffs represent a delicious beacon of hope to the struggling hamlets of Meltdown gripped America and beyond. If the malformed, but happy Dagonites of plucky little Innsmouth slithered their way back to prosperity with the strength of their own two...or three...or seven tentacles, then so can you!

(Image courtesy of B3ta.com forum thread).

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