Cthulhu Slippers

Today, Lovecraftiana has become so immense that its new products never fail to amaze. This is the case with Cthulhu slippers, a wearable derivative of the infamous plush Cthulhu dolls. There's something weirdly primitive about sliding one's feet into Cthulhu's likeness. Perhaps an eldritch and hidden history has come full circle at long last.

Strange eons ago, the first cultists disguised themselves in the images of their malevolent gods, believing they might inherit a small dose of their power. Mankind warred against itself, emboldened by the fierce iconography of the Great Old Ones, and against extinct monstrosities from Earth and beyond. Now, warrior descendents can  enjoy the same comfort and otherworldly style with Cthulhu slippers. Side effects may include gibbering at the stars, and an inexplicable impulse toward sacrificial rituals...

-Grim Blogger