Weird News: Huge Masses Detected Beyond Cosmic Horizon
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Astronomers monitoring unusual gravity flows have detected one or more immense masses just beyond the visible edge of the cosmos. While there is no sign of existential idiocy or nuclear chaos, that doesn't entirely rule out the presence of H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth. Maybe those far out theories about Lovecraft drawing down forbidden knowledge about the horrors of our universe in his dreams and then putting them to paper hold more truth than we dare ever realize...
